vaginal probiotic gummies
two gummies a day.
flora on.
for women who give a damn about everything — including this.
60-day guarantee · 1 billion cfu · 0g sugar
is this you?
be honest. we've all been there.
you've googled “why do i smell down there” at 2am more than once.
the antibiotics → bv → antibiotics cycle feels unbreakable.
you care for your skin, your gut, your mind — this is the part you've been forgetting.
meet bloom
three ingredients. three jobs. zero shame.
your vagina has a microbiome. when it shifts — after sex, antibiotics, or a stressful week — things stop feeling right. bloom is two heart-shaped gummies a day that put it back.
b. coagulans skz1969™ — 1 billion cfu
a clinically studied, spore-forming probiotic that survives your stomach and arrives alive to support flora and ph balance.
pineapple bromelain — 100mg
natural enzymes for digestion and bloating — the surprise benefit everyone writes home about.
vitamin c — 20mg
supports immunity and the mucosal barrier — your body's own line of defense.
0g sugar · 10 calories · no fridge needed · actually tastes good
try bloomthe cycle
you know the one.
something feels… off. you tell yourself it's nothing.
the 2am google spiral. you close the tab. it doesn't close you.
doctor. antibiotics. again. they kill the bad bacteria — and the good ones protecting you.
finally feeling like yourself.
…it's back.
studies show up to 80% of women see bv return within a year of antibiotics. not because you did anything wrong — because antibiotics treat the infection, not the imbalance that caused it.
good bacteria keep your ph balanced → sex, stress and antibiotics wipe them out → bad bacteria move in → antibiotics wipe everything again → repeat.
bloom refills the good bacteria. every single day. so the cycle never restarts.
break the cyclehow bloom works
01take two
two heart-shaped gummies every morning. with coffee. with your skincare. whenever.
02flora balances
the spore-forming strain survives your stomach and gets to work supporting your ph and microbial balance.
03you live
no more holding your breath. no more 2am googling. just your life, fully present.
what the girls are saying
early feedback from our founding member beta — real reviews land here after launch
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he said i taste different. in a good way.
i was NOT going to write this review but honestly my boyfriend said something unprompted after about 3 weeks. i almost cried. if you know, you know.
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bought it for down there. stayed for the bloating.
i bought bloom for my pH but my bloating completely disappeared within a week?? apparently the pineapple does that. now i'm taking it for two reasons and both are working.
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threw out my capsule probiotics on day one.
i had a bottle of probiotic capsules sitting in my fridge for months. took them maybe 3x a week if i remembered. bloom i take every single morning because they actually taste good. consistency is literally the difference.
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i stopped waiting for it to happen.
i used to live in this constant anxiety of when is it coming back.' always reactive. always scrambling. bloom flipped that now i'm preventing instead of panicking. it's the first time in years i'm not bracing for it.
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it's skincare for my vagina and i'm not even embarrassed.
i told my best friend i take a vaginal probiotic and she looked at me weird. then i explained it and now she takes it too. we're both good guts girls apparently. normalize this.
why bloom hits different
| bloom | capsules | antibiotics | |
|---|---|---|---|
| format | gummy | horse pill | prescription |
| sugar | 0g | varies | — |
| survives stomach acid | ✓ spore-forming | often dies | — |
| you'll actually take it daily | ✓ | 40–60% stick with it | short course only |
| fridge-free | ✓ | ✗ | — |
| breaks the cycle | daily prevention | daily prevention | reactive only |
one doctor visit costs more than three months of bloom.
guarantee
ready when you are
your flora called. she wants backup.
$47 — two cycles covered. less than $1 a day
choose your plan — cancel anytime
or buy a single pouch once for $30
🎀 every membership ships with the founding kit — handbook, tracker + cheat sheet ($40, free)
- ✓ 60-day money-back guarantee
- ✓ ships in 1–2 business days
- ✓ free us shipping over $40
- ✓ 0g sugar · 10 calories
these statements have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration. this product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
subscribe & save
never run out. never overpay.
bloom works when you actually take it every day. subscribe and a fresh pouch lands on your doorstep before the last pair is gone — cheaper than buying once, with free shipping, always.
the pinky promise
60 days. feel it, or it's free.
if bloom doesn't change how you feel, every penny comes back. no forms. no questions. you don't even send the pouch back.
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things people actually ask.
how long until i notice a difference?
how long until i notice a difference?
most women feel a difference within 2–4 weeks. bloom is daily prevention, not a quick fix — the longer you take it, the more balanced your flora stays. that's why we give you a full 60 days to feel it.
can a gummy really do what a capsule does?
can a gummy really do what a capsule does?
actually, it can do more. capsule compliance sits around 40–60% — people skip them because they're miserable to take. gummies are way higher because you actually enjoy them. bloom uses a spore-forming probiotic that survives heat, stomach acid, and shelf storage. potency + compliance.
why sugar-free when other gummies aren't?
why sugar-free when other gummies aren't?
because sugar feeds the exact yeast you're trying to balance. most probiotic gummies contain 2–5g of sugar per serving. bloom has 0g. we sweeten with maltose syrup and trehalose instead — which also protects the probiotics during storage.
do i need to refrigerate it?
do i need to refrigerate it?
nope. bacillus coagulans forms a protective spore shell that survives room temperature. toss it in your bag, leave it on your nightstand, take it on vacation. no cold chain required.
how is this different from lemme purr?
how is this different from lemme purr?
same category, different approach. bloom is sugar-free (most gummy competitors aren't), uses three transparent ingredients (not a filler cocktail), costs less than most, and speaks to you — not your partner. we sell the woman, not the problem.
when will my order ship?
when will my order ship?
orders ship in 1–2 business days and arrive in 3–7 across the us. shipping is $4.95 — free over $40. tracking hits your inbox the moment it leaves.
what if it doesn't work for me?
what if it doesn't work for me?
we refund every penny within 60 days. no forms, no interrogation, no "did you take it consistently?" nonsense. you email us, we refund you. that simple.
