bloom ⎯ vaginal probiotic gummies
bloom ⎯ vaginal probiotic gummies
two gummies a day. flora on. breathe out.
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two heart-shaped gummies a day for your vaginal microbiome — not your gut. most probiotics are digestion formulas wearing a pink label. bloom was built for one job.
three ingredients. three jobs. nothing else.
supplement facts
flavored with real blueberry juice. sweetened with trehalose — a natural sweetener that doubles as a protective shell for the bacteria. no artificial colors or flavors.
product benefits
three ingredients working the same shift — daily, quietly, while you live your life.
*these statements have not been evaluated by the fda. this product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
how to take
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for over a year i avoided certain things with my boyfriend. redirected, made jokes, anything so he wouldn't notice. six weeks on bloom last weekend i just... didn't think about it. i was fully there. that's worth way more than $30 a month.
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every time my doctor said 'this should clear it up' it came back within weeks. i started bloom two months ago and haven't had a single flare-up. not after my period. not after sex. not once. the cycle is actually broken
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google "why do i smell different" at 2am. delete history.
pretend it never happened. repeat. i never told anyone. three
weeks on bloom and i feel actually normal. not "managing it"
normal just normal. and i don't google anymore.
say it here. nowhere else.
the checklist you never say out loud.
- ♥ showering twice before he comes over
- ♥ holding your breath when he gets close
- ♥ the day-two dread after a night together
- ♥ googling at 2am — then clearing history
- ♥ replaying “it's not you” on a loop
- ♥ wondering if the next one will notice
you were never the only one. and it was never you.
here's what's actually happening ↓
the part nobody ever told you
it shows up a day or two after sex. that's not bad luck — that's chemistry.
a healthy vagina is acidic — ph 3.8 to 4.5 — held there by good bacteria producing lactic acid. that acidity is the security system. semen is alkaline: ph 7.2 to 8. so unprotected sex pushes your ph out of range, and while the acidity is down, other bacteria get room to multiply.
that's why the change shows up a day or two later. not that night. like clockwork. and you thought it was you.
you were not dirty. you were not careless. you were right.
so why didn't anything you tried fix it? ↓
two years of the same advice
“switch soap. try this cream. take these again.”
the “gentle” washes
they clean the outside. the imbalance is on the inside — and many push your ph even further off.
the creams
they calm the symptom for a few days. they never touch the bacteria balance underneath.
the refill cycle
it clears things for six weeks — then you're back. a reset garden with nothing replanted is just empty ground.
up to 80% of women see bv return within a year of antibiotics. nobody restocks the good bacteria.
there's a fourth way ↓
the fourth way
stop fighting the bad bacteria. start feeding the good ones.
washes scrub, creams soothe, antibiotics destroy. bloom does the one thing none of them do — it rebuilds the protection you were always supposed to have.
it arrives alive
b. coagulans builds its own protective spore shell — it survives your stomach acid where fragile capsule strains die.
it refills your good bacteria
once it arrives, it produces lactic acid — the same acid your own flora uses to hold a healthy ph and keep bad bacteria from taking over.
it keeps the level topped up
two gummies a day means the protection never runs empty. not a treatment you finish — a defense you keep.
the honest version
your first 60 days on bloom.
no overnight miracles. a balance that builds — if you show up daily. here's exactly what to expect.
week 1 — the habit clicks
two gummies with your coffee. they taste good, so you won't skip. that's the entire job this week.
weeks 2–4 — you start to notice
most women feel the shift here: fresher, calmer, more “you.” quiet changes, not fireworks.
week 6 — the checkpoint
feeling it? keep going. not feeling it? email us — every penny back, and you keep the pouch. that's the deal.
month 2 — you stop thinking about it
no bracing before dates. no 2am tabs. the routine runs itself. that's not a small thing — that's the win.
the women who feel the difference have one thing in common: they didn't skip days.
the fortieth morning. phone face-down.
what founding members told us
early feedback from our founding member beta — real reviews land here after launch
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he said i taste different. in a good way.
i was NOT going to write this review but honestly my boyfriend said something unprompted after about 3 weeks. i almost cried. if you know, you know.
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bought it for down there. stayed for the bloating.
i bought bloom for my pH but my bloating completely disappeared within a week?? apparently the pineapple does that. now i'm taking it for two reasons and both are working.
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threw out my capsule probiotics on day one.
i had a bottle of probiotic capsules sitting in my fridge for months. took them maybe 3x a week if i remembered. bloom i take every single morning because they actually taste good. consistency is literally the difference.
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i stopped waiting for it to happen.
i used to live in this constant anxiety of when is it coming back.' always reactive. always scrambling. bloom flipped that now i'm preventing instead of panicking. it's the first time in years i'm not bracing for it.
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it's skincare for my vagina and i'm not even embarrassed.
i told my best friend i take a vaginal probiotic and she looked at me weird. then i explained it and now she takes it too. we're both good guts girls apparently. normalize this.
free with every founding order
the founding member welcome kit.
bloom works when the routine sticks. so we built the routine for you — and it ships free with every founding order.
the flora handbook $19 · free
the 28-day balance guide — what disrupts your flora, what rebuilds it, and the exact plan for your first month.
the 28-day flora tracker $9 · free
a printable heart-a-day tracker. small streaks, big consistency — the thing that separates results from refunds.
the flora foods cheat sheet $12 · free
25 everyday foods that feed your good bacteria — and the 7 that secretly feed the bad. fridge-door material.
$40 in gifts · free with every founding order
claim your kit ↑no secrets here
safe to take. every single day.
three ingredients, every milligram on the label, and the straight answers most brands bury in fine print:
pregnant or nursing?
ask your provider first — always. bring the label with you.
on antibiotics right now?
you can take both — just a couple of hours apart. they work as a team: one treats, one rebuilds.
symptoms right now?
see your doctor first. treat what's active — then start preventing the next one. that's the smart order.
bring bloom to your next appointment. show your ob-gyn the label. we love that question — three transparent ingredients hold up to scrutiny.
these statements have not been evaluated by the food and drug administration. this product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease.
the label conversation — we encourage it.
the pinky promise
60 days. feel it, or it's free.
the next first night is coming. walk into it thinking about the evening — not running a checklist. if bloom doesn't change how you feel, every penny comes back. no forms. no questions. you don't even send the pouch back.
try bloom risk-free ↑
the whole point was never the gummy. it was this.
every question you've been too embarrassed to ask. we already knew.
the 2am google — answered.
can a gummy actually work for this?
can a gummy actually work for this?
better than a capsule, actually.
capsule compliance is 40–60%, meaning you skip it half the time because it's miserable to take. bloom uses a spore-forming probiotic that survives stomach acid, and you'll actually take it daily.
potency × consistency = results.
how is this different from lemme purr?
how is this different from lemme purr?
same category. very different brand.
we'll be honest: bloom and lemme purr use related bacillus coagulans strains. that's where the similarity ends.
bloom is sugar-free (lemme purr has 3g per serving). three transparent ingredients, no mystery blend. and we built this for you, your confidence, your body, your life. not your partner's experience of you.
we sell the woman, not the problem.
how long until i feel a difference?
how long until i feel a difference?
most women feel a difference within 2–4 weeks.
bloom is daily prevention, not a quick fix, the longer you take it, the more balanced things stay. that's why we give you 60 full days before you decide.
why is bloom sugar free?
why is bloom sugar free?
because sugar feeds the exact yeast you're trying to balance.
most probiotic gummies contain 2–5g of sugar per serving. bloom has 0g. we sweeten with trehalose, a natural compound that also forms a protective shell around the bacteria during storage.
your sweetener is pulling double duty.
do i need to refrigerate it?
do i need to refrigerate it?
nope.
bacillus coagulans is spore-forming, it builds its own protective shell that survives room temperature, stomach acid, and the bottom of your bag.
no cold chain required. take it on vacation.
what if it doesn't work for me?
what if it doesn't work for me?
we refund every penny within 60 days.
no forms. no interrogation. no 'did you take it every day?' guilt trip.
you email us, we refund you. that's the pinky promise.
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